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Total Medals Earned: 112 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,705 Points

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/26/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 10/9/11
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 10/9/11
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Meaty Boner

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 2/22/11
5 Points
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time Unlocked 2/22/11
5 Points
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 2/22/11
5 Points
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 2/22/11
10 Points
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Bone the Head Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 5/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 10/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)

Rebuild 2

Zed Slayer Unlocked 10/16/11
5 Points
Kill 100 zombies
The Necropolis 5 Points Find and reclaim the big graveyard
The Bitter End 10 Points Lose the game
Victory at Last 10 Points Win the game on any difficulty
Completionist 25 Points Find all five endings (cumulative)
Mountain of Bodies 50 Points Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Impossible! 100 Points Win the game on Impossible difficulty

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)

Riddles of Renaissance

That's a start Unlocked 1/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Pope 25 Points Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Punteggio perfetto 25 Points Achieve a perfect score (300).
Those are for codardi 25 Points Complete the game without the use of hints.
Art historian 50 Points Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Enigma Show 50 Points On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Addicted 100 Points Beat the game four times without closing it.
This is interesting. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's art, not porn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Turtles Unlocked 1/15/10
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 1/15/10
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/20/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/375 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 1/23/11
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 1/23/11
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 1/23/11
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 1/23/11
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 1/23/11
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Drunk Driver Unlocked 1/23/11
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)

Warriors of the Portal

Cameo I Unlocked 8/9/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
C-C-Combo Breaker Unlocked 8/9/11
10 Points
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Cameo II Unlocked 8/9/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Change of Perspective Unlocked 8/9/11
10 Points
Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus Unlocked 8/9/11
10 Points
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Cameo III Unlocked 8/9/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RT I like it Unlocked 8/9/11
25 Points
Gigantor survives the battle
Screw you Asimov Unlocked 8/9/11
25 Points
Mindchamber survives the battle
WTF? FTW! Unlocked 8/9/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day

Medals Earned: 9/10 (145/150 points)