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Total Medals Earned: 112 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,705 Points

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Guardian Unlocked 10/13/09
10 Points
Smash up an elite sentry.
Kitten Kart Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation Unlocked 10/13/09
10 Points
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Noob Unlocked 10/13/09
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Slime Splatter Unlocked 10/31/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor 5 Points Check out the credits page.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder 10 Points Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder 10 Points Get a player up to level 10.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Learner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Squire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time Unlocked 5/10/09
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/10/09
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 5/10/09
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/28/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Icy Cave of Frustration

Loser! Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
You lost the game.
Smash! Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 12/30/10
10 Points
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Care-ibou 10 Points Show some interest!
Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Popsicle 50 Points Reach level 15.
Basic Instinct 100 Points You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Icecret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/13/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Preggerz Unlocked 5/13/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Insanity Box 2

Butcher Unlocked 6/12/11
5 Points
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Good Spork Unlocked 6/12/11
5 Points
Find me two sporks
Half-Ass Unlocked 6/12/11
25 Points
Finish half of STORY MODE
Antichrist 5 Points Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Bad Monkey 5 Points Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Clean Sweep 5 Points Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Dubble Trubble 5 Points Try both game modes in one session
Epic Failure 5 Points Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poker 5 Points Poke the mammoth in the eye
Student 5 Points Read the instructions
Submitter 5 Points Submit a score
Astroid Killer 10 Points Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Close Race 10 Points Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Fat Ass 10 Points Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Five Kay 10 Points Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Marksman 10 Points Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Multiplicity 10 Points Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Pipe Dream 10 Points Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Quitter 10 Points Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Streaker 10 Points Get a streak of 10 or more.
Top Gun 10 Points Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Alien Buster 25 Points Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Drunk 25 Points Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
It's Over 10 000! 25 Points Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Math Wiz 25 Points Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Streak Master 25 Points Get a streak of 20 or more.
Random God 50 Points Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Story God 50 Points Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Streak God 50 Points Get a streak of 50 or more.
The Ending Story 50 Points Finish STORY MODE

Medals Earned: 3/30 (35/500 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/20/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 10/20/11
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 10/20/11
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Bad Behavior Unlocked 10/20/11
25 Points
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 10/21/11
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like Unlocked 10/21/11
25 Points
Use 1 preferred item.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist 50 Points Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 6/25 (95/1,000 points)

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Level 1 Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points
You have completed the first and easiest level!
Professor Bomb Unlocked 12/8/11
5 Points
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
Bomb a Shield 5 Points You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
Lunatic Fringe 5 Points You have made a Monster Loonie!
Mystic Moider 5 Points You've killed with the mystic!
Cop Bat 10 Points You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
Level 10 10 Points You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
Rival Schooling 10 Points You've killed a Rival!
Close Call 25 Points You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
Level 20 25 Points You are way deep in it now!
Maniac Cop 25 Points You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
Shield Slapper 25 Points You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
Rival Love Tap 50 Points You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
WINNER 50 Points You have completed the game! Amazing!

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/280 points)